apooooo

update

2005-09-08T04:17:07Z

because your mom said so

balalallahhhhhhhhh

JENKINS IF FAT.

happy mollie?

apooooo @ 2005-08-20T00:59:00

2005-08-20T05:00:39Z

fuck, mollie is sooo fuck fucking awsome. fuck
fuck, and shit i suck. fuck

apooooo @ 2005-08-08T02:05:00

2005-08-08T06:07:34Z

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

because mollie forced me. dont expect me to actually reply to these things unless im really bored...like always....shut up bro.

okbye.org

only because

2005-07-02T17:14:08Z

I just saw this picture, it made me laugh, so i put it up as my new avatar, since this is the only chatting-esque thing i use.

okcomeoverbye.com

I'm so emo

2005-03-25T07:46:16Z

lol. emos are funny.

Emos are people who act sad.

You know, i use to hate emos. Then i noticed how much they make me laugh.

I decided to update because i was walking through my history to see if there was any comics i missed today, and saw someones LJ in my history. that someone being allison. Being bored, and knowing the drama ali usually has, and knowing how much emos make me laugh, i decided to look.

Nothing ali hasnt shown me a few weeks ago or so that was worth even clicking.

The the emoness of her LJ made me laugh. other people should have emoey LJ's so i can laugh. But if your faking it, i can tell. Like the previously stated LJ human actually thinks life is that horrible. That's what makes me laugh. emos can have everything the need (not want, there is a difference) and still act so horribly depressed.

People i know should be emo that arent. I must study more into this "emo" phynominon...which i wont bother to spell correctly.

ok, im bored of LJ again.

apooooo @ 2004-12-27T00:19:00

2004-12-27T05:25:48Z

Didn't update for a while, but thought this might be interesting.

The sex of offspring is determined entirely by the male since he hs both male and female sperm whereas the female has only female eggs. Anyhoo, the male's semen contains about 3X as many female as male sperm but the female sperm are much smaller and swim slower. So the deeper the sperm are deposited in the vagina, the shorter the swimming distance to the fallopian tubes leading to the ovaries. This, of course, favors the greater number of female sperm and enhances the chances of a female offspring by a factor of say 3X. Knowing this allows a couple to be somewhat selective as to offspring sex by limiting the penetration when ejaculating. The alternate is of course also true, a short erect penis deposits the sperm far from the fallopian tubes, favoring the much faster swimming male sperm and produces more male offspring. Short penis fathers may enhance the chance of female offspring by using a pipette to inject the sperm close to the fallopian tubes. The erect penis has stayed about 5.75" average for generations because that produces about a 50/50 mix of offspring. Just remember long equates with female offspring and short equates to male offspring. A layman's version.

This would explain why there are so many women in the Mom's and Dad's families. Probably because all the men in my family have big penises. *gives 5's to my fans.*

elections.

2004-11-03T04:23:39Z

just had to say this.

ANYONE who voted for bush is racist and/or really fucking stupid.

i can't believe its this close. it gets me angry. how many of you can think bush is better when EVERYONE I KNOW HAS BEEN SCREWED OVER BY HIM?

seriously, fuck you guys who voted for bush. you are uninformed, racist, probably rich, a fuckign pussy scared of some terrorists who you can easily take on ALONE, and a fucking retarded monkey.

please. anyone who is angered because i called you stupid, you should be because you are stupid. you can throw you fecies at me and challenge my position as the alpha male, but you would lose because you can attack me with brute strength, but im a ninja and i would beat your ass.

if you don't want to fight me, and try to argue, i would tear you apart that way too.

EVERYTHIGN THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST 4 YEARS IS BECAUSE OF BUSH. 9/11, LOSE OF JOBS, CRAPPY-ER SCHOOLS, ALL BECAUSE YOU FUCKING MONKEYS ARE STUPID AND CAN'T FUCKING READ ON YOUR OWN. fuck you guys.

an update?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?a!?!?!?1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/

2004-09-05T09:47:43Z

well. it seems that this nightshift thing really wont let me sleep when i want to. accursed universe. how the hell did i accidently type an "a" halfway through my subject during the "!?!?!?!?" part? wtf!!!!

anyway. i really need to punch some girl in the boob. i think it would help me cope with the sexual frustration thing. and it would have to be a realllllly hard punch. because i want to punish girls for being pretty and not giving me some. those jerks. even if they would give me some, i would decline becuase a)pussyness b)my own morality says noper!

im trying to pass time so i can go paintballing. we leave in like, 2 hours. everyone gets here in about an hour or so. so im like. waiting....im full of caffiene, and im pretty awake.

man! i just saw the 2 saddest episodes of shows ever! the last episode of cowboy beebop still makes me sad. i mean, why the hell?

then the episode of trigun where wolfwood confronts his past and shit. best speech ever. if i can ever find that speech, im gonna memorize it.

NOVEMBER 4TH THERE IS AN ANIME CONVENTION IN OTTAWA CANADA! WE ALL GO!!!

hmmm. what else can i ramble about?

ill prolly do comics again. soon. i know you all want to know who is out to kill ali! even though its prolly adam!!!! oh no!

star ocean is cool. you guys should get it. only after beating tales of symphonia because star ocean is like, the same except more dragged out to fill time so they can be like "LOOK!!! 18 BILLION HOURS OF GAMEPLAY!!!!! EVEN THOUGH 18 BILLION OF THEM ARE JUST RUNNING BACK AND FORTH AROUND THE SAME TOWN!!!"

eh. its what happens when square makes a movie that sucks. they go bankrupt, make shitty games that save on money (ffX2) and whore the shit out of the best thing they ever had (FF7 movies and phone games? good way of fucking shit up douche bags)

i want pikmin 2. someone buy it for me.

my mom is gonna be pissed when she sees im not sleeping. oh well for her!!!! OH WEEL!!!!!!!

for hatch

2004-07-27T06:34:21Z

im updating for hatch.

trigun is awsome

2004-06-09T06:08:06Z

i was just watching trigun, and that show makes me all jibble jabble.

i love that show. seriously, im gonna buy the series and make everyone watch it. if a cartoon show is able to make one question ones own morality, its obviously awsome. If there was one thing i would want for my birthday, it would be that whole series one dvd.

and so, i made a list of all my favorite anime characters, and what shows they are on. i want you all to vote on which one you like the best. if you dont know who any of these guys are, just vote by whichever name you like the best.

Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
Maroku (Inuyasha)
Koga (Inuyasha)
Vash (Trigun)
Wolfwood (Trigun)
Spike (Cowboy Beebop)
Jet (Cowboy Beebop)

AND FOR THE VILLIANS!

Sheshomaru (Inuyasha)
Lagato (Trigun)
Knives (Trigun)
Vicious (Cowboy Beebop)

no, i dont watch any other anime, because animes are hard to get into.

ok now vote. and watch Inuyasha, Trigun and Cowboy Beebop.

mo's poetry corner

2004-06-07T03:47:23Z

*looks up to the sky*

cock.

*looks down to the ground*

*everyone snaps fingers*

because the pistons/lakers game is pissing me off because this seems like the longest 3 mins of my life. I dont follow sports. only when detroit teams make it to the end. I CANT WATCH THEM. i can only watch them when its the last 30 seconds.

pistons are prolly gonna win. but still.

*electro-shock therapy*

i had to get rid of what little jockness i had there.

now then, down to business. on tuesday, zelda 4 swords and shining force for gba come out. next month, tales of symphonia. septembeer, kingdom hearts for gba. in october, resident evil 4. november, geist. december, fire emblem and advanced wars for cube. also killer 7. then sometime in 2005, the new zelda.

all these games will be for gba or gamecube. nintendo is the best company ever.

in november, metal gear solid 3 snake eater. in december, kingdom hearts 2 for ps2. in febuary, ff 12. sony is losing it.

in december, doom 3. if i dont have a new pc by then, its the only game for xbox im semi-looking forward to. microsoft never had it. still prolly wont.

pistons won. updating about all the games i wanted made time go faster. i should do it more often.

ok bye

where one was lost

2004-05-24T05:48:14Z

my subject has no meaning at all. i was just trying to sound cool and deep, when really. no.

ANYWAY right now, im feeling like i need to create something. i usually think up of some cool shit and when i start to write/draw/poop/whatever it down, i realize i suck. example. i think of a really cool ass cool story of cool asses. i try to write it down when i realize my vocabulary sucks and i repeat the same words over and over again, then just stop.

the only good artistic thing im good at kinda is flash, and kinda. not very good at all, and im not patient enough to work with that either.

when im in this mood, its the only time i dont feel like playing video games because i feel that the video games would make me forget of whatever cool shit i was thinking.

...i feel like such a fag talking about how im feeling in my lj. YES, FAG IS A TERM FOR BADNESS. if any of you are like "but carlos, people who are gay choose to be gay and you should respect them" i dont care. im straight, i dont care if someone is gay, but im not so dont call me it because it offends me and offends any other straight guy regardless of how liberal they try to be mr hatch.

yes im talking to you michael hatch. mr liberal mcathiest. you know, everyone knows god doesnt exist, but you run it into the ground.

sheep is a very lucky man, and he still has 2 chairs at A45.

i might start working on flash shit....tommorow because i want to unlock more parts in costom robo for all my pals. HA.

rightio chap

2004-05-21T07:59:11Z

today, i feel like starting a new thing in my lj. i call it

MOHAMED IBRAHIM ABOULHASSAN'S TALK ABOUT HOUR.

now, what i decided to do is whenever i feel like it, im gonna make fun of or praise a specific band/game/movie/song/poop/person/place/you. if you think im gay for thinking of this, then your weird if you think that me doing this automatically means im attracted to men, and your prolly the gay one for calling other people gay. fucking faggot. ANYWAY.

today, i review a band.

band - lost prophets

band. the lost prophets are a band that suddenly appeared 2 months ago. with their one good single, they convinced me to buy the cd. you listen to the cd, and its good, for a week. then you realize how much this band screams "PENISES ARE SO AWSOME!"

first off, lyrics. "their apathy's not affecting us. mabye they ride on a different bus"

lyrics from the song "we still kill the old way". what a sorry excuse for a song. 'HEY FELLAS! LETS RYHME WHILE MAKING NO SENSE!' its a song about being a rebel against the parents riding in a different bus who have unaffecting apathy. DAMN YOU MOM FOR TELLING ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK! AUTHORITY SUCKS!

i would go and look for more lyrics, but they are making me cry.
they do have good songs, but the fact that every song is completely different from the last. its like they are trying out a bunch of different sounds and gauge which gets the most attention. like the song that says "there is still tommorow forget the sorrow". whoa! sorrow! not that! i should forget it because i hate you mom.

of course, they have the nessary song that ends in some guy saying something 'funny'. because that is soooooooo punk! plus the song thats 10 mins, but the last 7 mins are a weird noise repeated. i remember a band that used that as a gimmick (tool) but at least it was an original gimmick.

in conclusion, lost prophets are another way for greedy corperate america to make money of teen angst. angst caused by your mom waking you up to go to school. angst caused by that crazy teacher who hates you. angst caused by you not getting laid. accursed mainstream teenage society! the name of your enemy is mohamed ibrahim aboulhassan!

she was but a child

2004-05-16T06:26:11Z

you know, i thought ive taken so many beatings in my life, that i truely believed that nothing else can bring me down ever again. i really believed i was content with my life. i stopped this whole gothic view of life, i dont almost hate god anymore, ect ect.

3 main things brought me to this point. a great statement from a great friend helped me understand why we must suffer. leaving circuit city took me from a lot of my suffering (which was a lot more major than any of you think). and the most important part was my cat, which reminded me of how much god has his stuff together. just the anatomy of a cat at all is a great acomplishment.

using my cat as an analogy for how perfect god set up the world. a freaking tiny creature opened my eyes. a little furry cute soft baby cat. she ate with her paws because she thought she was a person.

and yet, such a small entity changed my entire view on life...

AND THAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME ALSO.

WHAT THE FUCK. what does god want from me? honestly. my cats probably death is the last straw. does god want me to hate him? ok ok, you can all say god is testing me, but this is cruel. she was rarely outside, and wouldnt be able to hunt or defend herself.

its been a week since she was missing. and i dont know if shes dead, taken by the animal shelter or other people, lost. i dont know, and god doesnt want me to know. such a small thing prolly kept me from losing my mind, and every time i think of her, i truly feel as tho god wants to fight me or something.

i dont care how much god wants to test me, dont do it using a small helpless cat who couldnt defend itself at all. yeah, my cat prolly got stuck under something and slowly died a painful death because god wants me to go through the hell of thinking of that.

fuck this shit. fuck this world. i shouldnt care for anything because god will take that away from me.

this cat leaving is also an analogy for the rest of my life. all of my friends are gonna be gone, im gonna have no one.

fuck.

EL CHUPACABRE!

2004-05-14T17:23:16Z

you know, since i became famous, ive been getting a lot of the same questions like, "why do they call you apoo?" or "why do you play so many video games?" and "whats your buddy icon?"

i can ansrew them all. they call me apoo becuase i dont wanna be called apoo.
i play so many video games because they are more interesting than people who ask me why i play so many video games.

the last question, no one really asked me, but to bad im gonna ansrew it.
EL CHUPACABRE!

he enters in the shadows.

he shows you his awsome-ness

with the power to suduce any women, even with a disgusting lick!

yet he is still a man of art...

he also enjoys a good laugh!

KITTY!

he is extremely deep, and his knowledge knows no limits

these women need love, love that only he can provide. OH WHAT A BURDEN HE BEARS!

his robe is so awsome, i want a robe like that.

dont his EL CHUPACABRE! HE MEANS NO HARM!

yeah! suduce her bitch as! FUCK HER GOOD!

but alas, the cat reminds him of what is true happiness! (no sense made, dont try to make it)

BUT EL CHUPACABRE LOVES THE LADIES! HE NEVER WANTED TO HURT THEM!

and so, we discover his past...

kitty...

AHAHAHAHAH HE SHAVED HIS HEAD.

anyway, the moral of this story is that EL CHUPACABRE is awsome, and can suduce any girl, so he is awsome. if i were an anime-ish cartoon character, i would be EL CHUPACABRE because i am, even tho im against pre-marital sex, and i cant suduce any women i want, thats not the point. the point is im right and shut up. reply to this so i feel popular.

SHIT

2004-04-27T05:07:11Z

i was sitting down today. and i was thinking.

i was thinking about normal pointless teen things, then suddendly, i thought of 2 things.

i thought, "HEY! does running on that weird thing at the civic center make my ass look sexy?" so i was examining my ass and realized it looked the same so far. but mabye soon i will have a sexy ass! SEXY ASS! AND MAN BOOBS. i like the word man boobs...words*

then i thought, "HEY! i like thrice, iced earth, thursday, against me and bad religion. IM SUCH A ROCKER!

then i thought of one final thing. hatch has been AWOL for the past week. and we are going to eat him. if your avoiding us because you dont have the money to go to mertle beach, no one is gonna eat you.

THEN i read his away message which was about how people who use lyrics to express themselves are shallow. and i agree. to show how much i agree, i will express it below...

We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin cheese
Check em out now
Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

new comics

2004-04-22T05:28:43Z

enjoys

god

2004-04-13T07:01:08Z

These last few weeks have changed my way of thinking of life. i went from being content, to sad, to angry, and today i finally learned to stop bitching. how else does someone learn to stop bitching? have 2 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours really opens your mind to a lot of things you usually wouldnt think of. I got to a point where i truely belived God was mean and cruel because he lets people suffer. then someone told me something that was extremely brilliant. suffering is what defines us. if we lived in paradise, we would have no meaning, no will. angels. angels are made to listen to god, and live in paradise. they cannot feel, or choose. if we were in paradise, we would be angels. it makes me feel sorry for angels when i think about it.

a lot of this anger has come from something that has been causing problems since man walked this planet. a girl. i dont blame girls for anything, its the guys that are weak and go insane when shit happens over a girl. guys are frail, and have too much pride that they cant show it. its hurts when you hide your pain, but pride is that important.

so ive come to a conclusion. the only way to fix this girl problem. this girl has to know how i feel. i know she doesnt feel the same, but i wouldnt be able to go on without telling her. if i dont tell her, i will compair every other girls flaws to her, and i cannot go on doing that. all i can do is wait till i have a chance. and i wait...

news

2004-04-10T02:40:23Z

enjoys

hmm

2004-04-05T06:41:53Z

thank you all for your words and caring. but that isnt todays topic. todays topic is

besides that recent update, i have a question for you all. do you talk to someone online for 5 mins, and feel like youve connected more with that person than you would with anyone else? even if the talk is about anything, like, meeting someone theyve known since they were 11 or who they entertained that day, or doing homework all night. mabye im just weird, and that feeling was only on this side of the conversation. im such a weirdo.

on a lighter note, PETER IS MISSING *insert scary musics*

hmm

2004-04-03T06:32:34Z

this is the first time in my entire life that i actually felt as tho i should put my feelings on lj. i mean, i use to make fun of people who did so because its sorta a way to vent to the 11 people who might take the time to read this. and it would eventually bring my friends down and feeling bad for me, when thats not what i want. ive been really depressed lately, and its several things, a few of which cant be helped. i would say the main reason is i have no one to talk to. yeah yeah, i have friends, but not like one main person. like, almost everyone i know has a really close friend, someone theyve known their whole life that they can talk to about anything. anything from the color of thier shit to shoes or something. i dont have that. i have friends who may want to listen, but it would be more a burden to them than a friendly gesture. this cant be helped. i just started hanging out with half my friends like, 3 months ago. i really didnt want to post this. right now i feel like im running down a crowded hallway screaming "HEY IM SAD GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!" several times. and then there are those people that are like, "hey, thats my friend, i should help him even tho im doing something else", and there are others that are like "who is that person?" then there is the "eh, i know him but i dont care". mabye thats why i want a gf so badly, because that usually means you can talk to that person about anything. but its not a gf, i just want one close friend.

on a less sad note, i poked hanans dead body with a stick

comics part 2

2004-03-30T20:25:55Z

READ MY COMIC!

2004-03-30T03:49:22Z

my comic, read it

wow!

2004-03-30T03:34:58Z

i have a live journal!